I WAS IN A BAD MOOD, BECAUSE MY CRACK HOUSE GOT BUSTED
I SAW YOU, AND YOUR DUMB LOOKING WIFE WAITING FOR THE TRAIN
I COULD TELL IT WAS TRUE LOVE
SO AS THE TRAIN PULLED IN, I PUSHED HER INTO IT

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I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
IT WAS ON THE ORANGE LINE, BUT THE TRACKS WERE RED
I PUSHED THAT CUNT IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR DAUGHTER, THAT HER MOMMY WAS DEAD

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IT WAS SO CROWDED NO ONE SAW WHO DID IT
THEN I SAW YOU CRYING LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY
GOOD THING SHE NEVER GOT THE CHANCE
TO TELL YOU SHE WAS PREGNANT AGAIN

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