[Verse 1]
First you killed an old person
Then you went to jail
Then you killed another
When you got out on bail

[Chorus]
Old people suck, Kevorkian rules
Old people suck, Jack Kevorkian's cool
Old people suck, Kevorkian rules
Old people suck, Jack Kevorkian's cool

[Verse 2]
You're in jail again
Because you wouldn't sell out
Let's get a bulldozer
And break him out

[Chorus]
Old people suck, Kevorkian rules
Old people suck, Jack Kevorkian's cool
Old people suck, Kevorkian rules
Old people suck, Jack Kevorkian's cool