[Chorus]
Bill Scott's dumb!
Bill Scott's dumb!
Bill Scott's dumb!
Bill Scott's dumb!

[Verse]
You were brought up in a nudist colony
And you're also adopted too
You wear those gay pink shorts
And your dog shits all over the floor

[Chorus]
Bill Scott's dumb!
Bill Scott's dumb!
Bill Scott's dumb!
Bill Scott's dumb!

[Bridge]
You fell down the stairs
And your dog licked your balls
You have an awesome job
But you're always broke

[Outro]
Your girlfriend is ugly, your mustache is gay
Your dog's fucking stupid, and Bill Scott's dumb