[Verse 1]
Your dad took out a second mortgage to buy you a horse
You loved it and took better care for it than yourself
You combed it, cleaned it, and fed it apples everyday
I was broke, drunk and hungry, so I killed your horse and ate it

[Chorus]
I ate your horse [x4]

[Verse 2]
When you came to the stable the next morning
You found a pile of hair, teeth and hooves
I hid around the back to listen to you cry
Then I beat an old lady to death with the leg bone

[Chorus]
I ate your horse [x4]