[Verse 1: Seth Putnam]
This stupid slut brought me home last night, I robbed her after I got laid
I stole her stereo, it's the loudest ever made
I crank it up to ten all night, I'm much sicker than you
I'm crankin' Anal Cunt, Buckcherry, and Mötley Crüe

[Pre-Chorus: Seth Putnam]
Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to rock?
I've got the loudest stereo on the block!

[Chorus: Jim Crow, Ken Cmar, Seth Putnam, Tim Morse, and Josh Martin]
Loudest stereo on the block!
Loudest stereo on the block!

[Verse 2: Seth Putnam]
My stereo's so fucking loud the old people moved away
All the sluts moved into town and they're here to stay
All day long, I've got sluts riding on my cock
I love metal, I love pussy, I fucking love to rock

[Pre-Chorus: Seth Putnam]
Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to rock?
I've got the loudest stereo on the block!

[Chorus: Jim Crow, Ken Cmar, Seth Putnam, Tim Morse, and Josh Martin]
Loudest stereo on the block!
Loudest stereo on the block!
[Verse 3: Seth Putnam]
I've got porn stars and junior high girls hanging out
My game of black jack's a nine and twelve-year-old putting out
I don't wanna waste my time with stupid fucking cock teases
All they'll get from me are a bunch of diseases

[Pre-Chorus: Seth Putnam]
Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to rock?
I've got the loudest stereo on the block!

[Chorus: Jim Crow, Ken Cmar, Seth Putnam, Tim Morse, and Josh Martin]
Loudest stereo on the block!
Loudest stereo on the block!