[Intro]
"The Red Sox are, they're getting roasted, that's for sure"

[Chorus]
Thank you sir, can I have another one?
We've really grown to like each other
I like this beer and your friendly face
I've really grown to like this place
No no no no no no no no no, this can't be the case!
Thank you sir, can I have another?
We've really grown to like each other
I like this beer and your friendly face
I've really grown to like this place
No no no no no no no no no, this can't be the case!

[Verse 1]
What's this all about?
After a couple they usually throw me out
Maybe it's an illusion and not a bar
I'm gonna keep going, I'm going good so far

[Verse 2]
What's that drink that he has there?
No, I'll just have another beer
It's good to have a friend like you
I'm glad to see you like me, too
No no no no no no no no no, this can't be true!
[Verse 3]
'Cause I've never been here before
After a couple they kick my ass out the door
Maybe it's an illusion and not a bar
I'm gonna keep going, I'm going good so far

[Bridge: Spoken]
Hey I'll tell ya, I'm pissed off
Hey ya, want another drink?
Hey buddy, hey alright
You guys are the best friends I've ever had
And it's not the alcohol talking

[Outro]
Thank you sir, can I have another?
We've really grown to like each other
I like this beer and your friendly face
Really grown to like this place
Thank you sir, can I have another?
Really grown to like each other
I like this beer and your friendly face
Really grown to like this place
Thank you sir, can I have another?
Really grown to like each other
I like this beer and your friendly face
Really grown to like this place
No no no no no no no no no, this can't be the case