[Verse 1]
Oh, polka dots just don't go
Pointy shoes hurt my toes
Paisley makes me nauseous
When I'm down with plaid, be cautious
Fucked up stripes, just don't feel right
When I'm chillin' with Joe late at night
Money, cars, more money, no
Won't make me leave my plaid at home
'Cause I'm

[Chorus 1]
Bad in plaid
You know I'm
Bad in plaid
Well, I'm

[Verse 2]
Time spent in Hawaiian shirts
Some mistakes were even worse
Like acid wash or skinny ties
Wrap around sunglasses on my eyes
Now plaid is the color of my soul
So I wear it from head to toe
Breakin' microphones for the crowd
I'm bad in plaid and I'm plaid and I'm proud
[Chorus 2]
Bad in plaid
I'm so
Bad in plaid
Well, I'm

[Bridge]
The plaid means more than the color of our clothes
It means everyone is welcome to the Mighty Mighty shows
Feel free to represent on the Bosstones' stage
We don't care about your race, color, or about your age
You just gotta wanna want it and ya gotta wanna move it
It's a plaid plaid world and we're tryin' to prove it
Everywhere we can go
As long as you're united with the plaid boys from Boston
Then you're all invited
Said, everywhere we can go
Let's all get united with the plaid boys from Boston
And you're all invited!

[Outro]
Bad in plaid
Bad in plaid
Bad in
Plaid!