[Intro: Pimpin' Ken & Too $hort]
JULiA, Ekzakt (You a trick)
Yeah, that's right, Pimpin’ Ken, man
Better known as Bobby, the white ho best friend, you know what I'm talkin' about?
’Bout to go Marilyn Monroe on a muthafuckin' white ho, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Yeah, on the E-40 track, you dig what I'm sayin'?
Hey man, this pimpin' and hustlin’, man, you know what I’m talkin' ’bout? (You a trick)

[Verse 1: E-40 & Too $hort]
Uh, you know she don't deserve it
Bitch got hella miles on her, she ain't even worth it
(Trick, trick) I lost all respect
You come home from workin' hard, then give that bitch your check, you a
(Trick, trick) I told you once, I told you twice
You can’t turn a ho into a housewife
(Trick, trick) T-R-I-C-K
Soft as fabric softener, bitch, you are in the way
(Trick, trick) Fuckin' off your for sure coochie, just to get some morе coochie
You gon' lose your broad, your main bitch got a big booty
(Trick, trick) You gon' murk yourself, gon' bе on suicide watch
Once you find out that your bitch suckin' the next n***a cock, you a trick
(Trick, trick) I told you she was loose
You remember how you met her, n***a, all the homies goosed
(Trick, trick) Every city that we go
You can't pull a ho, you gotta throw out you some dough, you's a
[Interlude: Pimpin' Ken & Too $hort]
(Trick, trick) Yeah, that's right, man
Send the bitch FedEx, man, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Send the bitch federal, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
And tell her, "Fuck her ex," you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
(You a trick) And tell that bitch, "Hey bitch, why you takin', motherfuckin', goddamn it, felony chances
For this misdemeanor money, bitch?" You know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
When you could switch sides (You a trick)
You know what I'm sayin', fuck with a real pimp, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Hey bitch, look, hey man, we gon' send this bitch UPS, man
That's under some pimp instructions, man (Trick)
You understand me? Tell that bitch we don't play that mess, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Make the bitch get out there like the Energizer Bunny, man
And keep hoin' and hoin' and hoin' (Tricks, tricks)

[Verse 2: Too $hort & E-40]
No, it's not a game
I'm talkin' 'bout these motherfuckin' lames
You a trick (Tell 'em, $hort)
You came to have some fun
Give these bitches everything they want
You a trick, these hoes want it all
Cash App, spend it all at the mall
Trick, it ain't trickin' if you got it
Work hard and share all your profits
Trick, you a girl's best friend
What's your name? How much you got to spend?
You a trick, ain't nothin' wrong with that
To get some more, you went all the way home and back
'Cause you a trick, you just wanna give it all to her
Say "I do," and meet her at the altar
'Cause you a trick, you do it every time
Give the bitch every last dime, trick
[Outro: Pimpin' Ken, Too $hort, E-40]
(Tricks) Hey man, but remember, man
It start with a "P", man, and it end with a "G", pimping
The "G" stands for "Gangsta", man
(Trick) When you violate my P, n***a, I pick up my G
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Hey man, money, mackin' and murder, man, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Yeah, n***a
(You a trick) My motherfuckin' mack ain't no act, n***a
This the Real Deal Holyfield, n***a, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
N***a, the realest thing since the motherfuckin', goddammit, toothbrush as E-40 would say
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout, bitch?
Yeah, bitch, you know what I'm sayin'?
And when I say hustler, bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout a n***a, bitch (You a trick)
Understand me, that sell a shell to a turtle, bitch
And sell a rice to a Chinese restaurant, bitch, you know what I'm sayin'?
Sell a ocean to a whale, bitch, you know what I mean?
Yeah, real live hustlers, bitch, and real pimpin'
N***as DHL, understand me, send the ho, man
Yeah, send the bitch, man
No girlfriends in this—
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