[Intro: Jon Mess]
You don't need a baby, you need to go crazy
You need to meet God
Put it in a painting, a picture of it raining
A symbol of us
Double, double dare, you pissed off your parents
Now your car
Gonna take care, it's yours, not our hair
And so we have fun

[Pre-Chorus: Tilian]
These voices attacking my head
Distracting me from what I knew I should have said
But I got a shred of dedication
Maybe some desperation
We're all having fun

[Chorus: Jon Mess]
Hack, slash, braid and cut
Twist, curl and tease the tuft
Blow it out and spray the stuff
Slick it back and fluff it up
Hair song, it's a great one to get ready to
Have your friend do your make up fool
Catch up with a dear loved one
You can make it hard or you can make it fun
[Post-Chorus: Tilian]
Blow it out, blow it out now
Grow it out, blow it out

[Bridge: Tilian]
Forget what they say about me
I'm in here where they can't touch me
Right now ain't no one above me
All my faithful children love me
Where I leave my woes behind
Where I go to burn my time
It's the brightest I can shine
In this world I breathe divine

[Refrain: Jon Mess]
You don't need a baby, you need to go crazy
You need to meet God
Put it in a painting, a picture of it raining
A symbol of us
Double, double dare, you pissed off your parents
Now your car
Gonna take care, it's yours, not our hair
So we have fun

[Chorus: Jon Mess]
Hack, slash, braid and cut
Twist, curl and tease the tuft
Blow it out and spray the stuff
Slick it back and fluff it up
Hair song, it's a great one to get ready to
Have your friend do your make up fool
Catch up with a dear loved one
You can make it hard or you can make it fun