[Verse 1]
Everyday it's the same
I go to work then back again
I'll flick through the pages
Oh, to be rich and be shameless
And when I close my eyes I'm inside
I play out every word I read
Some people stay content with how they're living
Well I want more

[Chorus]
I wanna be in a Tatler Magazine
It's been my ambition and dream since I was about seventeen
And one day my luck's gonna change
When I'm featured double page
Living life rich, young and free
Inside a Tatler magazine

[Verse 2]
You'll see me going for walks with my labradoodles
Living with the highest of society
Sippin' on tea, I'll dress in satin and whites
Oh how it's good to be me

[Chorus]
I'll fly privately, bon voyage economy
Exploring first world fantasy
No need to wake up before three if you're me
I know I've got what it takes
I'll get a beautiful face and a Morgan
Whizzing around all over the place
(On your marks, set, go!)
[Chorus Variation]
Someday I'll be there
Country weekends love affairs
I may not have that family tree
But I'll be damned if I do not succeed
Cause one day everyone will know I'm the star of my own show
Living life in luxury inside a Tatler magazine

[Outro]
(I want to be) Inside a Tatler
Life's a little bit sweeter in a Tatler magazine
Oooooh (Hey)