[Verse 1]
I never had nothing, no one to care
That's why I seem to have more than my share
I got a woman crazy for me
She's funny that way

[Verse 2]
When I hurt her feelings, once in a while
Her only answer is one little smile
I got a woman crazy for me
She's funny that way

[Verse 3]
I can see no other way, no better plan
End it all and let her go
To some better man

[Verse 4]
But I'm only human, a coward at best
I'm more than certain she'd follow me west
I got a woman crazy for me
She's funny that way

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 5]
Though she loves to work
And slave for me every day
She'd be so much better off
If I went away
[Verse 6]
But why should I leave her?
Why should I go?
She'd be unhappy without me, I know
I got a woman crazy for me
She's funny that way