[Verse 1]
Got a man, call him my boyfriend Think I'm fallin' in love
The only man that gives me the things That I am worthy of
Hugs me and holds me, kisses me softly, calls me back right away
Communicates his feelings to me and cares what I have to say
He says, "Baby, I love you, baby, I need you, never gonna let you go"
Writes me love notes, takes me shopping and to Broadway shows
Talk to him like he is a girlfriend, slumber party every night
Never been so happy before, he's almost Mr. Right

[Pre-Chorus]
But I think he's hot and I think he's sweet
And I think he's gay and I think he's neat
Okay, okay, said my boyfriend's gay
But what does it matter anyway?
He hasn't come out of the closet yet
'Til then, I'll take all that I can get
(Two, three, four)

[Chorus]
He doesn't think I know
But I know, I know, I've always known
He doesn't think it shows
But it shows, for sure, it's always shown
You might think it's a little sad
But he's the best lover that I've ever had
At night, when we're lying in bed
He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head
Like my mom always said
"It takes more than a pound to be good in bed!"
You don't know the meaning of "rock your world"
'Til you've been with a guy who thinks like a girl
[Verse 2]
(Five, six, seven, eight)
He lies and says that he's on meds, that's why he's never stiff
When I ask if he's not into me, he always says, "As if!"
But the way he makes up for his shortcomings just could not be finer
'Cause my new best friend is his tongue and his is my vagin-er
He reappears from under the covers, lookin' like he's been to war
He's drenched in sweat, he catches his breath then he heads back down for more
Afterwards he's never tired, he just want to talk
And cuddle me until I sleep then he takes his dog for a walk

[Pre-Chorus]
Someday he'll come out
And I'll be happy for him when he does
And I know I'll be sad
And I'll be thinking of what was
Someday this fairy tale will come to an end
'Cause his fairy tail will find a like-minded friend

[Chorus]
But he doesn't think I know
But I know, I know, I've always known
He doesn't think it shows
But it shows, for sure, it's always shown
You don't need no penetration
When you've got a good dose of overcompensation
At night, when we're lying in bed
He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head
Like my mom always says
"It takes more than a pound to be good in bed"
You don't know the meaning of slot machine
'Til you've been with a king who thinks like a queen
[Outro]
I know it's not forever, but that's okay
Cause I'm his girlfriend, and he's my gay