Puppet: Oh Dave, how's your love life?
DLH: Thank you for asting, Lamadog! I met a nice lady and it's taken care of. And I made a song about her, and let's start with the music

I'm in love, I'm in love with an insect woman
From another world
I'm in love, I'm in love with an insect girl
When I make love to her
Like gettin' bit by bedbugs
When she leaves marks on my body
They're really love marks

Puppet: If you have sex with an insect woman all morning, what do you do with the rest of the day?
DLH: I give birth to thousands of spider babies that leave webs all over my bed

She's a woman, she's an insect!
She's a woman, SHE'S AN INSECT!
She's a woman
She's a woman