I know she won't mind me watching her
300 feet is what the judge said
It ain't a crime to have binoculars
Peep through the window and watch her in bed

As long as I can masturbate
In my car, I can wait

I'll break in through her back door
Put on a mask to set the mood
Then she'll know that I'm the man for her
She'll never go back to that other dude

No, they can't call it rape
If she concedes her body to me