I'm never gonna wipe my butt
He's never, never, never gonna wipe his butt
I'm never gonna wipe my butt
He's never, never, never gonna wipe his butt

I don't wipe my butt 'cause it's a waste of toilet tissue (Right)
My brown, crusty stains are an environmental issue! (Okay)
(I applaud you on the way you're leading your life in that regard, but I prefer to remain sanitary when it comes to my rear end)

I'm never gonna wipe my butt
He's never, never, never gonna wipe his butt
I'm never gonna wipe my butt
He's never, never, never gonna wipe his butt