[Verse]
Everyone has fingernails and everyone wants cash
So send us all your fingernails and we'll send you some cash
Fingernails4Cash.com, Fingernails4Cash
Remember, it's just fingernails so don't expect much cash
Fingernails4Cash.com, our service never fails
Just take the cash and don't ask why we want your fingernails
'Cause we might be building a fort with them

[Outro]
Fingernails4Cash
You get the cash, we get to build a fort with your fingernails