[Verse 1: Juicy J]
Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me and do your job
Lay on the bed and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First, find a mate, second find a place
Third, find a bag to hide the ho face
Real name Grover, I said, "Bend over"
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back

[Bridge: Juicy J]
Suck a n***a dick or somethin'
Suck a n***a dick or somethin'
Suck a n***a dick or somethin'
Suck a n***a dick or somethin'

[Verse 2: Juicy J]
My n***a D-Magic said he had to have it
I said, "Just forget it, it's too crabby"
Know a little freak in Hollywood
Sucks on dick, does it real good
She'll give you money, fill up your tummy
House full of kids, parents all sprungy
Once had her down, backyard ground
Hit it from the back, enjoyed the sound
Name undercover, always used a rubber
'Til I got caught fuckin' with her mother
She blamed it on me, we fought in the street
She pulled out a knife, so I had to flee
Called up the boys, went to her house
Trashed the whole place, threw the bitch out
Police busted in, where the n***as at?
We left just in time and never came back
Rolled through the hood, wavin' at the freaks
Who's sniffin' all the rocks and smokin' all the geeks
Made another stop, police station
Saw a few cops, drove by and sprayed 'em
License tag number, a n***a said he saw
Bogus all the time, never get caught