If it's tea, give me coffee

If it's coffee, give me tea

I might become progressive

So there's less inequity

Still I hate paying taxes

So I might go G.O.P

But if it's tea, give me coffee

If it's coffee, give me tea

If it's tea, give me coffee

If it's coffee, give me tea

I might believe that social justice is the way

It's meant to be

Still I'm hoping to get rich
I might go G.O.P

But if it's tea, give me coffee

If it's coffee, give me tea

Evеn if it's not a party

Even if it's just a clatch

If you can't tell the diffеrence

I wanna know how you gonna mix and match

If it's tea, give me coffee

If it's coffee, give me tea

I might become progressive

For accountability

Still I hate that bloated government

So I might go G.O.P
If it's tea, give me coffee

If it's coffee, give me tea

Even if it's wishful thinking

Even if it's fantasyland

Someone's got to pay the tab

That's not so hard to understand

If it's tea, give me coffee

If it's coffee, give me tea

I might become progressive

So there's less inequity

Still I hate paying taxes

So I might go G.O.P

But if it's tea, give me coffee
If it's coffee, give me tea

(Tea, give me coffee)

Come on

(Coffee, give me tea)

Said if it's tea, give me coffee

If it's coffee, give me tea

(Tea, give me coffee

Coffee, give me tea)

Said if it's tea, give me coffee

If it's coffee, give me tea

(Tea, give me coffee)

Alright

(Coffee, give me tea)

If it's tea, give me coffee

If it's coffee, give me tea