I run into this lady almost every single day
She has an A-line haircut and she has a lot to say
Just to make it clear, you probably know her, too
And just to make it clear, I'm gonna spell it out for you

K is for the kindness that she never really had
A is for her attitude that's always really bad
R is for the ruckuses she causes where she goes
E is for the evil, N everybody knows

Karen, she's a Karen
Brazen and Caucasian and a little out of touch
Karen, thanks for sharin', Karen
Karen, I'm declarin' that you're carin' way too much

Her face turns red when she's yelling at a neighbor
Or screaming at a waitress like she's going into labor
If you've had a bad day, she'll make it even worse
I've seen her spanking children that weren't even hers

Karen, she's a Karen
Brazen and Caucasian and a little out of touch
Karen, thanks for sharin', Karen
Karen, I'm declarin' that you're carin' way too much

She tried to ban the Girl Scouts 'cause they didn't have a license
She sued a haunted house because she got a little frightened
I saw her at a wedding where she booed the wedding singer
She cussed out the bridesmaids and gave the groom the finger
She doesn't really care for you but wants you to respect her
She loves to give opinions on the things that don't affect her
For fun, she likes to run bike riders in the ditch
She drives away happy, and they just yell out:
BE CAREFUL!

Karen, she's a Karen
Brazen and Caucasian and a little out of touch
Karen, thanks for sharin', Karen
Karen, I'm declarin' that you're carin' way too much
Karen, I'm declarin' that you're carin' way too much
The glarin' and the starin' and the overbearin' swearin'
And you're carin'
Carin' a little too much