[Verse 1]
Well, my ole John Deere finally broke down
Used it every day, drove it into the ground
So I went to get a new one way uptown
But I was out of luck 'cause they were all out
So I found a used tractor on Craigslist
There was no picture, but I couldn't resist
It seemed like a good deal, but now I regret it
If you wanna know why, go take a look at it

[Chorus]
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
Go take a peek, it's out in the pasture
People make fun, but it don't matter
Drives real loud, so you can't hear the laughter
Makes a sweet song, turnin' a corner
Flowery canopy when it gets warmer
When I think about it, I just get madder
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor

[Verse 2]
Just when I thought it couldn't get no worse
My daddy came by Sunday after church
He said, "Son, don't you listen to them big-mouth jerks
And if people make fun, hit 'em with your purse, and"
[Chorus]
Take 'em for a ride on your pretty pink tractor
Gonna take a picture, I wanna show my pastor
Sure all the family will want to take a gander
Son, go to show 'em your pretty pink tractor

[Bridge]
A Telly Tubby cover on the seat
It's like a redneck Sesame Street, okay

[Interlude]
Gotta watch out when you buy online
Don't turn out good all the time
Why y'all gotta make fun that way?
It plows it up, it bales the hay
Give me a minute while I put this dip in
Hit with a purse? Dad, you be trippin'
Snapshot, cheap shot, take a look
Post it all up on ya Facebook
E'rybody hatin' on my new rig
Cows and chicken, dog and pig
Jump on my tractor, let it flow
Got ya trippin' on a double rainbow
Fire it up, yo, hear y'all laughin'
Makin' it rain, I'm a redneck rappin'
Pepto-Bismol-flashy-pink
I know y'all really wanna be me
[Chorus]
Makes a sweet song, turnin' a corner
Barbie would drive it if she was a farmer
When I think about it, I just get madder
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor, oh, ye-yeah

[Post-Chorus]
I need to go to town
Trade it in for a green and brown
Who wants my pretty pink tractor?

[Guitar Solo]