Take out all your trimming scissors
Every little skincare products
Do something about your body
Cause you be lookin like a hobbit

Chorus:
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave

When'd you turn into Chewbaca?
All this hair growin round your head
Spreadin down around your shoulders
You're lookin like a grown up Cheea pet

Chorus:
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave

Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave
Have no fear furry legs
Have no fear furry armpits
You better know that in the end
It's better to shave too much
Than never to shave what you need to shave

Even if your hands are shakin
And your razor's broken
Get little bits or toilet paper
And put them on the cuts that open

Chorus:
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave

Lather up and debray

Chorus:
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave

Or go live inside a cave
Chorus:
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave
Shave what you need to shave

Shave what you need to
Shave what you need to