You have some lovely children and a lovely wife
You have a healthy bank account and had a healthy life
But you do knew this day was coming
It was always meant to be
Your doctor says it times to have a colonoscopy

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Oh colon, colon
Colonoscopy
A wonderful procedure as everyone can see
Your number's up, it's time to take one for the team
It's right there on the schedule
Colonoscopy

There is some preperation that you should know about
You have to drink this fluid that will surely clean you out
They'll take a certain instrument to take a look inside
In honesty it can be a bumpy ride

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Oh colon, colon
Colonoscopy
A wonderful procedure to help prevent disease
Stay close to a bathroom and careful when you sneeze
You can't get away from
Colonoscopy
It's not a lot of pleasure, it's not a lot of fun
But now you're turning 40 so you know it must be done
It's not an ordinary exam
You lay down on a table and then "Thank you ma'am"

Oh colon, colon
Colonoscopy
A wonderful procedure I'm sure you will agree
And never underestimate how thorough they will be
It's time to take your medicene
Colonoscopy