Tim Hawkins
Twinkie
You should take me seriously
Even though I'm soft and little
Yellow sponge cake on the outside
Sweet, sweet in the middle
I'm a deep fried, deep fried hunk of trans fat and sugar
You hear me comin I ain't no singer
I'm a

Chorus:
Twinkie
He's a twinkie
Yeah i'm a twinkie in a ding dong world
I'm a twinkie
He's a twinkie
Yeah I'm a twinkie in a ding dong world

You can't resist me
I know you see me
By the Dolly Magazine
I'm a Hostess with the mostest
Come on Little Debbie you know I'm number one
I'm a sweet little goodie with a shot oh so long
Go on put me in a box it's where i belong

Chorus:
I'm a Twinkie
He's a twinkie
Yeah i'm a twinkie in a ding dong world
A twinkie
He's a twinkie
Yeah I'm a twinkie in a ding dong world
A twinkie
Yeah i'm a twinkie in a ding dong world
A twinkie
A little twinkie
Yeah I'm a twinkie in a ding dong world