[Verse 1]
Gunshots ring, hear 'em whistle
Man in red has a pistol
The season has changed and everything's strange
Santa Claus joined the mafia

[Verse 2]
Oh, you do what he wishes
Or you'll sleep with dem fishes
It's an offer you choose, you can't refuse
Santa Claus joined the mafia

[Bridge 1]
If any of the elves get squealin'
Santa's gonna have to hunt 'em down
He can call Frosty the Hitman
And he can do the job while he's in town

[Verse 3]
So, deck the halls with boughs o' holly
Sing a lot and be jolly
And have lots o' cheer or you'll disappear
Santa Claus joined the mafia

[Skatting]
[Bridge 2]
I suggest you leave out some cookies
Cakes, pies, maybe a pumpkin bread
And if you say you don't believe in Santa
You'll wind up with a reindeer head in yer bed

[Verse 4]
So be nice, don't be naughty
Don't wind up like John Gotti
And be on the Nice List
Or Santa gets... he don't like that
Santa Claus joined the mafia

[Refrain]
Keepin' it clean
Santa Claus joined the mafia
Oh, ho-oh
Old Saint Nick, he's comin' to town
Oh, yeah-ow

[Outro]
It fell