[Verse]
Well, it's been a good while since I’ve seen you, friend
So, we got together like old times
But it didn't take long to see somethin' was wrong
Brother, have you lost your mind
Well, we used to be friends. Now, that’s gotta end
It's nothin' that you did or said
You got somethin' scary
A little, round, hairy doorknob on the back of your head

[Chorus]
You got a man bun
Drop the knot, son
It don't look right on a man
You got a man bun like a pin cushion
Held together with a rubber band
(A rubber band)

You ain't a ballerina
You ain't a samurai
And you don't work at the library
Nip it in the bud, stud
Or you ain’t hanging out with me

[Guitar Solo]
[Bridge]
I got an open mind
But now, you crossed the line, brother
A ponytail is fine
Just not a furry ball of twine

[Chorus]
You got a man bun
Drop the knot, son
It don’t look right on a man
You got a man bun like a pin cushion
Held together with a rubber band
(A rubber band)

You ain't a ballerina
You ain’t a samurai
And you don't work at the library
Nip it in the bud, stud
Or you ain't hanging out with me

Nip it in the bud, bud
Or you ain't hanging out with me