[Verse 1]
My wife was out for three days to visit her mom
I was supposed to cook and clean while she was gone
Somehow she never buckles under all the demands
I had to know her secret. I had to understand

Well, I thought it might be coffee but that gives her the shakes
It might be soap operas, but she says they're too fake
It's not the car she drives or what she puts in her hair
I realized it's got to be something that she wears

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Yoga pants
She wears them all day
Yoga pants
At work and at play
Yoga pants
What's all the fuss?
What makes them so special
That they keep them from us?
Yoga pants

[Verse 2]
Well, any normal person would leave it alone
But I'm not a normal person and nobody was home
My wife was out of town and the kids were outside
I went into the bedroom and decided I would try

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Yoga pants
So stretchy and thin
Yoga pants
Feels like my own skin
Yoga pants
Where you been all my life?
I've never done yoga
But these make me wanna try

Yoga pants
So soft and so sleek
Yoga pants
Feels good on my cheeks
Yoga pants
These are the best
If you're waiting for a video
Don't hold your breath
Yoga pants

Yoga pants