[Verse 1]
Last Saturday
My friends took me
Out on their new boat
To waterski
I didn't know how to
So I tried to fake
Till they hit the gas
And dragged me 'round the lake

[Chorus]
My arms are broken
And my legs are, too
This is not a blast
I'm in a body cast
My arms are

[Verse 2]
I remember when
Not long ago
My friends took me
To ski in the snow
I got off the lift
And I grabbed my poles
But then I tumbled down
The next thing I know
[Chorus]
My arms were broken
And my legs were, too
Well, I had now hope
On a black diamond slope
My arms werе broken
I can't forget that day
Well, I should havе chilled
And took the bunny hill
My arms were broken

[Bridge]
If I had just one wish
Only one demand
Is that you'd call the nurse
To come change my bedpan
I'd do it myself
With my own two hands
But I cannot because
My arms

[Outro]
My arms are broken
They're broken