[Verse 1]
Imagine there's no traffic
No construction zones
No driving slow in the fast lane
While talking on cell phones

[Interlude]
Imagine all the people
Driving like they had a brain

Hoo-hoo-oo-oo-oo

[Verse 2]
Imagine kids not whining
No screaming fits or squeals
When they don't get the toy they want
In their Happy Meals

[Interlude]
Imagine all the parents
Burning down Chuck E. Cheese

You-hoo-oo-oo-oo

[Chorus]
You may say I'm a psycho
But I'm not the only one
I hope, someday, things will go my way
And the world will be more fun
[Verse 3]
Imagine all the actors
And musicians, too
Would stick to acting and singing
With no political views

[Interlude]
Imagine Barbra Streisand
Falling down a flight of stairs

You-hoo-oo-oo-oo

[Chorus]
You may say I don't like Barbra Strеisand
But I'm not the only one

(Ending is always differеnt each performance)