(Intro)
[RUBBER BAND RONNIE]
You know what time it is

[CRAZY LEGS JIMMY]
Yeah, get nasty

[PITTY PAT PATRICIA]
Get nasty

[CRAZY LEGS JIMMY]
Oh yeah!

[JUST MICHELLE]
Let's do it

(Song)
[CRAZY LEGS JIMMY]
We waited four years, and now it's time
To head down to the polls and hit that voter line

[RUBBER BAND RONNIE]
Been hopin' for so long for November third
It's time to march on down, get our voices heard

[ALL]
We're strollin' to the polls (to the polls)
Strollin to the polls (y'all saw the ads, they need us)
We're headed west
Uh-huh, 'cause that call is the best
[POLL WORKER]
We're closed

[ALL]
Okay
We're headed east (Uh-huh)
We can vote in peace

[POLL WORKER]
Sorry, this one's also closed

[ALL]
Okay
We're strollin' to the polls (so is it this way now?)
Strollin' to the polls (oh, just a little bit further?)

All those polls are closed so we head to the one down south

[POLL WORKER]
Sorry, that poll's closed
It's a Wal-Mart now

[RUBBER BAND RONNIE]
Okay, damn
Tell us, man
Where can we go vote, then?
[POLL WORKER]
Go just way up the road
Right up on Route 110

[PITTY PAT PATRICIA]
The highway?

[ALL]
We're strollin' to the polls (just a little bit further, y'all)
We're strollin' to the polls (not sure why we didn't drive)
We're strollin' to the polls (why the hell did I wear church shoes on?)
Strollin' to the polls (I regret livin' in Texas)

[CRAZY LEGS JIMMY]
Hey, while we're strollin', come on everybody introduce yourselves
Me, I'm Crazy Legs Jimmy, watch my crazy legs

[RUBBER BAND RONNIE]
And I'm Rubber Band Ronnie

[PITTY PAT PATRICIA]
I'm Pitty Pat Patricia

[JUST MICHELLE]
And I'm Michelle. Just Michelle
[PITTY PAT PATRICIA]
I think we almost there, just a bit to go

[POLL WORKER]
Sorry everyone, the road is closed

[RUBBER BAND RONNIE]
It's not, though

[ALL]
We're strollin' to the polls (I'm crampin' up!)
We're strollin' to the polls (it's almost 5 o'clock, doubletime!)
We're strollin' to the polls
Strollin' to the polls

We're here! We finally made it!

[POLL WORKER]
Congratulations, this one's open!

[JUST MICHELLE]
Now hold up, who is that? Does he work here?

[RUBBER BAND RONNIE]
I don't think so

[ALL]
Strollin' to the polls
Strollin' to the polls (his gun's so big)

[CRAZY LEGS JIMMY]
Hey, we in line

[RUBBER BAND RONNIE]
How long you been waiting here?

[WHITE WOMAN]
Three hours

[RUBBER BAND RONNIE]
Damn!

[POLL WORKER]
Next!

[ALL]
We're strollin' to the ---
We're stro---

(Outro)
[RUBBER BAND RONNIE]
Woo, finally! This where we go in to vote, right?

[POLL WORKER]
Yep. You all brought masks, right?

[ALL]
Damn, we walked all this way!

[RUBBER BAND RONNIE]
How about if I use my hand?

[POLL WORKER]
Well, that's a hand

[ALL]
We're strollin'