[Verse 1: Machoman Karthik]

First friend from first days
Yellow bus seatmate til you went away
Never said goodbye, man I regret that
So I found the dragon balls and brought you back

Skype hyperbolic friendship after sundown
Race to gold is what it's about
I could beat you wif only 1 hend, I ain't got no doubt
But you'll bet against yourself, and probably cash out

You're ghosty, prosey, nosey, broly
Start your own business low key Homie

Goddamn sporadic, but so charismatic
Yo grass on acid, and a 7 wondies addict

Crusin in the accord, Pink + white skies on the way home
Jump off the edge, to skrillex and diplo
Clubbing with JB, and Good vibes at mad decent
I'mma bounce beat like it got hydraulics in that g string

[Chorus: Machoman Karthik]

Cruisin' down the 29
Real good beats and big open skie-i-ies
StephGoesToChile right by your side
Real homies they never say goodbye goodbye


[Verse 2: N₂Oferatu]

Forced yourself back into our lives
I asked Karthik “yo, what’s up with this guy?”
Chatting over burger and fries at the orange snail
Had a hunch he’d be part of this tale

Built our friendship back up with League
Trying not to feed with a warmog on lee
E.B. Phin, York, n’ UTSC
Always picked the right house of the three

Filling in le blancs, poet laureate
Grabbing a slice, "I'll be back," said Darth Reza
Zodiac age passed, don't know where he at
Fingerbop my asshole waiting on you pizza

And next time on Dragon Ball Z
Future trunks joins the volleyball team
Grab a drink at the beach, Casamigos tequila
Summon some ice, Diamond Dust us Shiva

[Chorus: Machoman Karthik]

Cruisin' down the 29
Real good beats and big open skie-i-ies
StephGoesToChile right by your side
Real homies they never say goodbye goodbye

[Verse 3: IceCrystal BM]

Listening to 22, I heard you say
I was one of your best friends from back in the day
Flattered that you even thought of me this way
But Amy and I are seeing BTS, okay???

All the Eevee’s with perfect IV’s
Damn, this’ll take me forever to breed
Got turnips to sell, and flowers to feed
Stalk market Millionaire and I ain't no cheat

Pics of spliffs, n' Thomas’ blessed kush
You’re looking for shrooms? Find Teemo in a bush
You take tp and go mid as azir
Now tell me that ain't insecurrrreee

Eatin’ out like 69. Get baked like apple pie
Ask terry “what’s up?” Never heard nothing that high
Her name was Vibe, and Jack u was so hype
Getting breakfast at Junior’s. Man, what a New Years

[Chorus: Machoman Karthik]

Cruisin' down the 29
Real good beats and big open skie-i-ies
StephGoesToChile right by your side
Real homies they never say goodbye goodbye

[Verse 4: Lil b]

Here we go again, here we go again
Cap’n came back in the early 2010’s
Pokemon Master is who he be
With the big MissingNo.se energy

Feeding on them sweet Amy Apple Pies
69 ain’t enough so he doin’ it twice
But a gang with Lee Sin is blind leading the blind
Bro, this champ is just a dude...man I hate that guy

Up at the cottage, just rippin’ on Chronic™️
(Yuck…) I guess I’ll take a hit, even though I don’t want it
Basement sleepovers, playin' Yugioh toooo
The Shadow Realm you banish me but the jokes youuuu

Team of cheap hacks and toxic Aegislash
My Queen B dethroned by a Nosepass
To the better Ian, here man, I wrote you a rap…
But it ain’t your Secret Santa, yeah I still owe you that…

[Chorus: Machoman Karthik]

Cruisin' down the 29
Real good beats and big open skie-i-ies
StephGoesToChile right by your side
Real homies they never say goodbye goodbye

[Verse 5: Ian Muramasa]

Yo applepie you got me thinkin'
You coulda been a shit kid like me n' vincent
Gone in sixth grade, left on read for a decade
Damn homie, you were gone in an instant

Now he's back, the big nose bandit
He plays lee sin, when they don't ban it
Don't need boba fett, he’s got that ABG waifu
Irani army cadet with the street samurai naifu

Chapter's CEO, drives a drop top with underglow
And on the dash, there’s statue of piccolo
Oh shit you crashed, The accord didn’t last
Whatever, it’s just a honda bro

But what the fuck, you didn’t write me a rap
Only sending voice notes each day in whatsapp
So where’s the love homie, thats "wassup"
Two hours late, that’s if you even show up

[Chorus: Machoman Karthik]

Cruisin' down the 29
Real good beats and big open skie-i-ies
StephGoesToChile right by your side
Real homies they never say goodbye goodbye

[Chorus Revised: StephGoesToChile]

Cruisin' down the 29
Real good beats and big open skie-i-ies
StephGoesToChile right by your side
Real homies they never say goodbye goodbye