[Verse 1: Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute, both]
Sittin' in my office with a plate of grilled bacon
Called my man Dwight, just to see what was shakin'
Yo, Mike, our town is dope and pretty
So check out how we live
In the Electric City

[Chorus: Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute]
They call it Scranton!
What?
The Electric City
Scranton
What?
The Electric City

[Verse 2: Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute, both]
Lazy Scranton, the Electric City
They call it that 'cause of the electricity
The city's laid out from East to West
And our public parks and libraries
Are truly the best
Call poison control if you're bit by a spider
But check that it's covered by your
Healthcare provider
Plenty of space in the parking lot
But the little cars go in the compact spot
Spot, spot, spot, spot
Snack attack time
Don't lose your head
We like Cugino's for the tasty bread
[Chorus: Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute]
They call it Scranton!
What?
The Electric City
Scranton
What?
The Electric City
Scranton
What?
The Electric City
Scranton
What?
The Electric City
Scranton
What?
Ugh!