The Office (USA)
Threat Level Midnight
[Intro]
Awww yeah

[Hook]
Threat Level, Midnight
Makes all the birdes feel alright
From Madonna to Madeleine Albright
Threat Level Midnight

[Verse 1]
It's a threat, a level
A level, level, threat
He's the greatest hockey star I've ever seen yet

Threat Level what?
Midnight!
Threat Level who?
Michael Scarn
Threat Level why?
Apartheid

[Outro]
Gotta fight it
Free Mandela
Pеace, I'm out!