[Verse 1]
First boyfriend
You live in my house and we share a toilet seat
And I am not the least bit drawn
The covers in divisive heaps
Scared of how little I care

[Verse 2]
First boyfriend
You live in my house and we share a toilet seat
And I am not the least bit drawn
And I am not the least bit drawn to your heat

[Pre-Chorus]
On the nights you roll over and introduce yourself
Nurse this erection back to full health
On the nights you roll over and introduce yourself
I am elsewhere

[Chorus]
Failed your Maiden Voyage
Failed a Maiden Voyage
Failed your Maiden Voyage
Failed a Maiden Voyage
Fated all the while
You know that this was never your home
Your life, your husband, your time
Failed your Maiden Voyage
Failed a Maiden Voyage
Failed your Maiden Voyage
Failed a Maiden Voyage
Fated all the while
You know no love remains
No, not at all, no
No, not in either one of us
[Verse 3]
You don't do anything with your life
Fascinating, terrible, your stupid idling mind
I can prod your hurt all night
Or resign and find
Any other stupid thing to do with my time
I was never poetic and never kind

[Bridge]
Scared of how little I care for you
Scared of how little I care for you
Scared of how little I care for you
I am elsewhere

[Pre-Chorus]
On the nights you roll over and introduce yourself
Nurse this erection back to full health
On the nights you roll over and introduce yourself
I am elsewhere

[Chorus]
Failed your Maiden Voyage
Failed a Maiden Voyage
Failed your Maiden Voyage
Failed a Maiden Voyage
Fated all the while
You know that this was never your home
Your life, your husband, your time
Failed your Maiden Voyage
Failed a Maiden Voyage
Failed your Maiden Voyage
Failed a Maiden Voyage
Fated all the while
You know no love remains
No, not at all, no
No, not in either one of us