[Verse 1]
I used to think that bitches might be crazy but I know now
This ain't the first offense I caught you skimming through my profile
Asking me bout comments from some chick that live in SoCal
And hitting up my partners for intel you've got to go now
And you done got so jealous I can't bring you to no show now
You see a chick asking me for a pic, you want to throw down
And god forbid she touch me, you've got hands around her throat now
Got everybody in this room screaming murder she wrote now
And I would never hit you but I can't say I ain't thought about it
Every single issue you can think of we done fought about it
Where you goin? Who you with? How you know her? Who's that bitch?
Asking all these questions got me second guessing who I'm with
Then you start undressing
You can bet I get to drooling (drooling)
You get your confession then your breasts I get to fooling (fooling)
Then we start making love
And you screaming I hate you
I can find your g-spot but can't find the reason I date you That's a shame

[Hook]
Please don't call me I might need a day off from you
Been getting on my nerves I think you need to stay off em
Would kick you to the curb but that (pussy) so awesome
I think I'll stick around for just a little bit longer
I'll deal with your bullshit but dammit don't push it
You try to cross the line every time that we do this
We fussing all the time I don't mind if we do split
But maybe I'm foolish don't know why I do this
[Verse 2]
I came up with this list of different reasons we should break up
But you don't see us splitting as an option we should take up
If this your dream relationship it seems you need to wake up
I'm tired of this cycle we fight we fuck then we make up
And I told my homies they think me and you such a misfit
So now they introduce me to chicks they think I should get with
And I would give them time but you the finest in your district
And when I see that ass its like a diamond how it glisten
But you be on your mission impossible
Intuition has gotten up your suspicion from gossiping with your women
Your logic is nonexistent, psychotic and inconsistent
I realize this shit is more toxic than its nutritious
And I ain't trying to land in no hospital for your kisses
I might relocate to somewhere that's tropical for the distance
I need an intervention its safe to say I'm addicted
If I get to close I swear its impossible to resist it

[Hook]
Please don't call me I might need a day off from you
Been getting on my nerves I think you need to stay off em
Would kick you to the curb but that (pussy) so awesome
I think I'll stick around for just a little bit longer
I'll deal with your bullshit but dammit don't push it
You try to cross the line every time that we do this
We fussing all the time I don't mind if we do split
But maybe I'm foolish don't know why I do this
[Verse 3]
Im done with the bullshit that's a wrap
You crazy as fuck girl that's a fact
I see you loading up the bullets in your little black strap
Wouldn't mind catching homicides back to back
Only stay with you cause your ass is fat
First time I seen it had an asthma attack
Woke up in a hospital dizzy as fuck thinking if I see it again I'ma have to tap
Try to get away but you had to trap
Imagine that a bachelor who lacked the mac to get away
I had to back the baddest bitch who had so much baggage she packed packed for trips with no luggage
Really didn't think nothing of it
Till the first time you was spazzing in public
That's the big problem with relationships
A chick does what she wants and the man gotta love it
Pussy so good that I had to tell
Swimming in the water girl I had the whale
Riding on top like a carousel
But this shit was too sweet like caramel
And that shit gave me a cavity
It was pulling me down just like gravity
You mad at me cause I'm trying to end this shit
A tragedy didn't end so happily
Your family was such a fan of me
And you ain't fall to far from the apple tree
You calling it love but it was all about lust
All we did was fuck that's what it had to be
Relationship was some basic shit
How did I get caught up with a basic bitch
But its over now I'm moving over town
Its no longer a possibility
[Hook]
Please don't call me I might need a day off from you
Been getting on my nerves I think you need to stay off em
Would kick you to the curb but that (pussy) so awesome
I think I'll stick around for just a little bit longer
I'll deal with your bullshit but dammit don't push it
You try to cross the line every time that we do this
We fussing all the time I don't mind if we do split
But maybe I'm foolish don't know why I do this