I said, "I'm drinkin' up
Would you like a belt yerself?"
You said, "Thanks, but no thanks
I don't drink, myself
But you go right ahead, my friend
I'm not the sort that minds."

"That's good to hear," I said
"Because I think you'll find
That I don't care that you don't mind."

I said, "I'm lightin' up
Would you like a puff?"
You said, "Thanks, but no thanks
I don't do that stuff
But you go right ahead, my friend
I'm not the sort that minds."

"That's good to hear," I said
"Because I think you'll find
That I don't care that you don't mind."

I said "Let's do the nasty
I like it when it's rough."
You said, "Well, I'm not so sure
I like that kind of stuff
But I'll roll over just for you
And take it from behind."
"That's good to hear," I said
"Because I think you'll find
That I don't care that you don't mind."