[Verse: Tom MacDonald & MadChild]
Hey Bradley, thanks for coming, dude
Oh man, I can't believe you made it, no, dude, I'm stoked, thanks
What's up, Susan? I thought Timothy had soccer
I know your schedule is just crazy, I really appreciate you being here, that's awesome
What's up, Dean? What's up, Dean?
I know you had a few too many already, maybe you should slow it down, huh?
You're not driving home, are you? You better not be driving home
Hey, what's up, Carl? What's up?
Hey, what's up, CJ?
Just, just gimme one second, I'm just gonna
It's the party, I just, I got, I gotta give a toast
Just gimme two seconds and I'll be right back
Hey, every, can everybody just, hey guys, uh
You know I just wanted to give a toast
I wanna welcome everybody to our new home
We're just so glad to be surrounded by incredible neighbors like yourselves
I know that, uh, me and Maddie look kinda crazy with the tattoos and the hair and everything like that, but
I can assure you we're good people
And we feel very fortunate to be in a neighborhood with other good people
So I just wanna thank everybody for coming out, um
Enjoy the food. Tom. Enjoy the drinks. Hey, T-Tom. Oh. You're needed in the kitchen
Okay, Maddie needs my help in the kitchen, I'll be right back
Enjoy the food, enjoy the drinks
Gimme two seconds and I'll be right back
Yep, ex-, yeah, excuse me, Daryl, yeah, I'm just
Going back to the kitchen, I'll be right back
Oh, oh, sorry, Michelle, um, yeah, on your left, on your left, I'm just
Going back to the kitchen, Maddie needs me, I'll be right back, okay, yeah
You ready to fucking do this?
Yeah, I mean, you got the, uh, got the hors d'oeuvres?
Yeah, of course, I do
And you got the angel food cake?
Check
And you got the fine china?
Check
The crackers and cheese and the little olives on the side?
I got the fucking crackers and cheese
And the shrimps, the party shrimps?
You know I got the shrimps
You got the party shrimps?
You know I got 'em
Okay, so what? Just like on three?
Yes
Okay: one, two, three
[Outro: Tom MacDonald & MadChild]
Enjoy the fucking [?]
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Oh, you like that, Dave, you fucking cocksucker?
[?] bunch of fucking human targets
Tom, you're wasting all your ammo, calm down
You guys having fun yet?
You guys think you better than us?
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Yeah, yeah, we fucking, we fucking hate cats
Fuck cats
Yeah, we're dog people, fuck cats