The Pharcyde
Ya Mama (J Sw!ft Remix)
[Intro]
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Ya mama, ya mama
("One, two, three, four")
("Is fat") ("Mama" "Is fat")
("Yo'" "Mama" "Is fat") ("Yo'" "Mama" "Is fat")
("Yo'" "Mama" "Is fat") ("Yo'" "Mama" "Is fat")
("Yo'" "Mama" "Is fat") ("Yo'" "Mama" "Is fat")
("Yo'" "Mama" "Is fat")

[Verse 1: Fatlip, The Pharcyde]
Ya mom is so fat (How fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
With twenty-two burritos but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (What?) ya mama smokes crack (What?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

[Refrain: Fatlip, The Pharcyde]
Naked on a mountain top, tootin' on a flute
Ridin' on a horse drinking whiskey out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama got a, uh, yeah, yeah
(Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it)
I said ya mama got a, hey, yeah
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)
[Verse 2: Bootie Brown]
Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with rocks
Big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
Grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-Aid, just for the kiddies

[Refrain: Bootie Brown, The Pharcyde]
On a cliff butt naked, tootin' on a flute
Riding on a horse drinking whiskey out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet
(Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet)
I said ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

[Interlude: The Pharcyde]
("Mama" "Is fat") ("Mama" "Is fat")
("Mama" "Is fat") ("Mama" "Is fat")
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

[Verse 3: Imani, The Pharcyde]
Thinking about your moms to a funky beat (What?)
I went to your house (What?), and she licked me on the cheek (What?)
I said, "Excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
Way back in September
'Cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers"
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt, got hair on her tongue
[Refrain: Imani, The Pharcyde]
Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin' a horsey drinkin' whiskey out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat, yeah
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that
Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand)
I, I, I, I said ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

[Verse 4: Slimkid3, The Pharcyde]
Well, ya mom is so fat (How fat is she?)
We ride on her back (To get some burgers from Wendy's)
And my skates went flat (Her skates went flat)
I was stuck in her crack, yeah

[Refrain: Slimkid3, The Pharcyde]
Naked on a mountain top tootin' on a flizute
Ridin' on a horse drinkin' whiskey out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap
(Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap)
Yeah, I said ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)
[Outro: The Pharcyde]
("Mama" "Is fat") ("Mama" "Is fat")
("Mama" "Is fat") ("Mama" "Is fat")
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
("Mama" "Is fat") ("Mama" "Is fat")
("Mama" "Is fat") ("Mama" "Is fat")
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
("Mama" "Is fat") ("Mama" "Is fat")
("Mama" "Is fat")
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama