Part 1: Bonus Eight

[Intro: Andy Kaufman, his Grandmother, Man playing the Piano, and Man 2]
Too uhh
I know
But-
The reason I can say I know is because when the word "genius" is not something that is individually, you know, that it's not anything individual necessarily, has takes credit for. Do you know what I mean? Nostalgic, in a year. In the year that we met them with love -geniusness has been given to him as a gift. *Humming* So, it’s not as if it's something that I have done, that's why I have been able to say "I know" instead of "thank you" because if I was saying "thank you" that would mean I would be taking credit for it. It’s that I say "I know" because I know that I got the gift, genius
That's very nice.
It's very nice?
It's very nice.
Really?
It is.
See aren't I smart?

[Sample: Kayln Fay]
Close in the living room
And the record skips while

[Bridge: Man 1, Man 2, and Man 3]
They say you ain't R. Kelly?
On me I don't know
Yell at me R. Kelly
Aight
Yo yo yo
Get my money up
My minds telling me no
But my body
My body is telling me yes
Part 2: 1/2 Baby

[Intro: Man 1, Man 2 & Man 3]
The real R. Kelly, you understand what I'm saying?
The real R. Kelly?
The real R. Kelly is in your presence
That’s unfortunate
That is unfortunate, I need my money man
The real R-

[Verse 1: R. Kelly]
Oh, na, na, na, na, na, na
Your body, na, na, na, na
Oh, na, na, na, na, na, na
You’re body, na na na na
Turn the lights down low
I'm ready to break it off
Since computer love
Been wanting to set it off
Like a hotel room
I’m checkin' into you
I'm diggin' like a shovel
All the things you do
Take a leap over the broom
That’s how you're makin' me feel
Come on in this room
And let's keep it real and go
[Chorus: R. Kelly]
Half on a baby
All I need is your body next to me
Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na
Half on a baby
All I need is your body next to me
I'm singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na
Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na

[Verse 2: R. Kelly]
Now tell me what the deal is
Are you ready to bump
It's gonna take a lifetime
To give you all of this love
So baby, open up
And get ready to receive
A miracle of love
Gettin' down wit me
Like a baseball field
Wanna hit a home run
Me and you get together babe
And raise a little one

[Chorus: R. Kelly]
Half on a baby
All I need is your body next to me
Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na
Half on a baby
All I need is your body next to me
Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na
[Verse 3: R. Kelly]
Set it off in a six
Baby, that'll be cool
Take a trip downtown
Between me and you
Trippin' on Perignon
Conversation like what
Not afraid to go down
Once you open up
After nine to five
You deserve some twelve
Makin' future plans
To be where I dwell

[Chorus: R. Kelly]
Half on a baby
All I need is your body next to me
Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na
Half on a baby
All I need is your body next to me
Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na

[Bridge: R. Kelly]
From my toes up
To my knee caps
To waistline
Now slowly lady
Can we go half on a baby?
From my toes up
To my knee caps
To waistline
Now slowly lady
Can we go half on a baby?

[Chorus: R. Kelly]
Half on a baby
All I need is your body next to me
Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na
Half on a baby
All I need is your body next to me
Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na
Half on a baby
All I need is your body next to me
Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na
Can we go half-