The Royal Guardsmen
Bears
While walking across the lines and the squares
Be careful not to step on the bears

There's bears in the stairs and sometimes in pairs
Very difficult to get along with

Bears everywhere
Beware look out
Beware look out

Bears they don't care who they scare
You've got to beware

There's bears in gutter so be careful not to utter
A sound that might disturb

There's something 'bout yelling that makes a bear get compelling
To want to take your leg and bite it

Bears everywhere
Beware look out
Beware look out

Bears they don't care who they scare
You've got to beware
While swimming in your pool try not loose your cool
And be drown-ded... by a Water-Bear!

In the mountains and the cities even out at Pismo Beach
You're never out of reach from a bear

Bears everywhere
Beware look out
Beware look out

Bears they don't care who they scare
You've got to beware

Hey... sh...! There's a bear...
Wow!