[Vocals: Oderus Urungus & Slymenstra Hymen]

[Verse 1]
Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sick
To wake me up this morning, you hit me with a brick
Can I help it if I am rather thick?
Maybe we can chill you out by chopping off your dick!

[Chorus: Both]
Sister and brother
Hate one another

[Verse 2]
You really are pathetic, and you call me a slut?
Then you walk around all day with midgets up your butt!
At least the midgets like me
They like my disease
Well, maybe there's hope for you
But first, get on your knees
Hey! Wait a minute
I don't want it to hurt!
Then you will learn nothing, man
So grovel in the dirt!

[Chorus: Both]
Sister and brother
Kill one another
Brother and sister
Back off, mister!

[Bridge]
I don't know where to begin
But I'll try not to lie because lying is a sin
What do you know of sin?
I taught you about sin when the sun was dim

But what of my power?
What about it? There's no pussy in your tower

I could have any women that I want!
The fact that you rape them is nothing to flaunt
Oh...
Well uh, you got me there
But wait a minute...

But what of my sword?
What of the comet?
And the roaring horde?
I'm getting bored...

Maybe if you got off drugs
You wouldn't get ignored
Then you could achieve erection
You might even find that it helps with your infection
Now I'm getting mad!
SO WHAT? I can still kick your ass!
All of you men, you talk a good game
You must plan it out cause you all sound the same
You huff and you puff, you act out so mean
You serve better purpose as seeding machines
But something, it stops you from finding the door
I have to admit it, girls frustrate me more!

[Verse 3]
Well hey there, Slimey
I think I got your point, now will you please untie me?
Well that can be arranged
You paid for the pain now find something to buy me!

[Chorus: Both]
Sister and brother
Stuck with each other

Brother and sister
Back off, mister!