[Intro, spoken]
FOOLS
How dare you try to make a slave of me, Techno Destructo, Scumdog of the Universe
It only allowed me to infiltrate your own ranks
How easy it was for me to gain control of the feeble minds of your already-revolting slaves and turn them against you
Well this night shall mark the dawn of a new era
For tonight you shall witness an end to GWAR

[Verse 1]
I got gas and oil flowing through my veins
I got wire and plastic in my brain
I'm Techno Destructo
Techno Destructo!
I got steel in my skull, harder than rock
And rubber and iron in my cock!

GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!

[Chorus]
We were all put on this Earth to suffer
We each have our own private pain
We must pass this pain onto our brother
A never-ending cycle starts again
You can't
Kill me
You won't
Break me
You can't
Kill me
You won't
Break me

Chain me
Beat me
Cut me
Kick me
Whip me
Strip me
Burn me
Eat me!
You'll just make me...

[Bridge, spoken]
But...I don't really want to hurt GWAR
We should be friends
Conquering the universe together
Against our mutual enemies
Cardinal Syn and the holy warriors from outer space!
[Verse 2]
I came to this planet to get my men
To conquer the world with them
I'm Techno Destructo
Techno Destructo!
I said "come with me and fly into the sun"
But they said "Fuck no
We're having too much fun!"

GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!

[Chorus]
We were all put on this Earth to suffer
We each have our own private pain
We must pass this pain onto our brother
A never-ending cycle starts again

You can't
Kill me
You won't
Break me
You can't
Kill me
You won't
Break me
Chain me
Beat me
Cut me
Kick me
Whip me
Strip me
Burn me
Eat me!
You'll just make me
Stronger!