[Verse 1]
Deep beneath the bowels of the skill house
Where the bones of crusaders are hidden in the walls
The shin of Saladin
A goblet made from Blackbeard's chin
The prick of Christ
Hitler's ball

The body of Reagan lies there enshrined
Pulsating as steel and flesh are entwined

Peering through the necro-scope, the spy-priest unseen
The soul of Reagan is found through its dreams
Spirit-racked, tormented, undead and unclean
The will of Reagan drives your nation's latest war-machine

Bristling with rocket pods, Gatling guns and cannon
The latest in technology to slay the foes of Mammon

[Chorus]
The Reaganator and the
U.S.A.!
They'll kill anything that gets in their way
We're greatest country, so you have to die
That's why!
[Verse 2]
Nuclear grenade launchers to slaughter by the millions
GPS-lock targeting that only kills civilians
A mangling mass of mutant flesh and steel and bone and wire
Impressive resurrection, but it still it's got Alzheimer's

Is he good?
Is he bad?
Does he want to kill me?
Is he...Dad?

[Chorus]
The Reaganator and the
U.S.A.!
We'll kill anything that gets in our way
We're greatest guys, so you have to die
That's why!

[Bridge]
So Ronnie went to Cuba, locked on to ol' Fidel
Put a missile through his window, filled the place he'd left in hell
After that, he thought he might just take on the whole world
And leave a bloody pothole where the stars and bars could be unfurled

[Solo]
[Verse 3]
But there was one flaw in the design
It was so bad that he had to resign
The Reaganator used fossil fuel, you people will never learn
And for this lack of vision, your country will fucking burn

You see the Reaganator lying flat on his ass?