[Verse 1]
Little Flopsy flaps around
He flaps on up and he flaps on down, he's just a
Flippy flappy happy slappy kinda
Crappy clown, yeah
C'mon now, flap Flopsy flap
Wrap a slimey lap around the map
If you do these things, Flopsy baby
You're gonna take a nap
He really gets a nap

[Chorus]
He pulled his panties down

He's lying on the ground

[Bridge]
Birdies know
Rivers flow
Doggies always go

[Verse 2]
You're playin' pocket pool, that's right
Pocket everyday
When you got the pool in pocket
It's always that way, when you play
Pocket pool, that's right
Pocket everyday
When you've got the pool in pocket
It's always that way-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
[Chorus]
Pig-dick sandwich, porcu-butt pie
Slup it up with your black-eyed bride
Got them Smoky Mountain oysters on the side!