[Verse 1]
I'm thinking I was once a baby
Born inside the Master's bowels
I was shat across the cosmos
Banished to this mudball
But I crave vengence, I'm not throwing in the towel

[Chorus]
Well I said I was sorry, but you slapped me back down
Just a Sunday morning turd
Comin' down

[Verse 2]
Stare into the inky blackness
I swear I think you'll find him there
With his overgrown cuticles, and his asteroid belt
I said there sonny, he does not give a damn

[Chorus]
I'm a real bad mother, a real bad man
I like to spend a lot of time on the can
I had a little something to eat last night
It's not alright
The Master has a butt

Oh yeah, he has a butt
Oh yeah, he has a butt
Oh yeah, he has a butt
And it's a big butt, a big butt
[Chorus]
Well we fucked up the Tablet and the Master heard the sound
A little birdie told me that he's coming back around
His hideous wisdom calls for my death
There'll be nothing left
Except a butt

Stinky butt...

[Verse 3]
Now Daddy tells me to bend over
Ooh! He whips my buttocks with a strap
He bails my ass out of reform school
And then he goes and takes a nap

[Chorus]
Well I said I was sorry, but I couldn't make you care
If I could stop shitting, I'd change my underwear
If I can't kill the Master, I'll have to get a job
I'm a fucking slob
The Master has a butt