[West End Girls: Verse 1]
Sometimes you're better off dead
There's a gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head
You think you're mad, you're too unstable
Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
In a restaurant, a West End town
Call the police, there's a madman around
Going down underground
To a dive bar in a West End town

[Chorus]
In a West End town in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls

West End girls
West End girls
West End girls
West End (Yeah!)

[Verse 2]
Too many shadows, whispering voices
Faces on posters, too many choices
If, when, why, what?
How much have you got?
If you got it, do you get it, if so, how often?
What do you choose, the hard or soft option?
(How much do you need?)
[Chorus]
In a West End town in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls

In a West End town, a dead end world
(I am your future, I am your past)
West End girls
(Here today, built to last)
In a West End town, a dead end world
(In every city, in every nation)
West End girls
(From Antarctica to Flab Quarv 7)

West End girls
West End girls
West End girls

[People Who Died:]
(Oh yeah!)

[Verse 1: Pustulus Maximus]
Robin split his wrist then he hung from a rope
Peter's heart gave out even once he kicked dope
Jeff, bit by a spider, went into toxic shock
Ryan Dunn drove his car right into a rock
David brought down the Walls of Castleman
Damn it, David. I miss you, man!
[Chorus: All]
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died (died)
They were all our friends and they died
(They died, alright)

[Verse 2: Beefcake The Mighty]
Sean got beat to death by the Boston PD
Drunk in his cell, no more Death Piggy
Dimebag was shot by a lunatic fan
Mike Scaccia died with a guitar in his hand
Those were three more friends of mine
Three more friends that died

[Balsac The Jaws Of Death]
Crazy White Sean, how crazy could it get
Then he choked in a chat on the internet
Cory in his bunk at a border crossing
That gap in his teeth still needs flossing
Cory, I miss you my brother
You left little Corie without a father!

[Chorus: All]
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died (died)
They were all our friends and they died
(They died, alright)
[Verse 3: Blothar]
Dave died alone in his chair in his room
Well he just turned 50, it was way too soon
Oderus went up in flames
Now all of Valhalla chants his name!
Brockie, I miss you more than all the others
I salute you my brother!

[Chorus: All]
Oderus died, died
Oderus died, died
Oderus died, died
Oderus died (died)
He was all our friend and he died

Oderus died, died
Oderus died, died
Oderus died, died
Oderus died
He was all our friend and he died
He was all our friend and he died
He was all our friend and he died! (He was my friend, and he died!) (Goddamn!)

(Thank you!)