(Left all my best shots on the dancefloor, man. Practice floor. Cutting room floor.)

[Intro: Foreplay]

[Instrumental]

[If You Want Blood]
Do you want blood? People...
People of The A.V. Club, of The Onion
Do you want blood?

[Verse 1]
It's criminal
Well there ought to be a law
It's criminal
There ought to be a whole lot more
You get nothin' from nothin'
Tell me who can you trust
We got what you want
And you've got the lust

[Chorus]
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
Blood on the streets, blood on the rocks
Blood in the gutter, every last drop
You want blood
You got it
Yes you do
[Verse 2]
It's animal
When you're livin' in a human zoo
It's animal
All the shit that they toss to you
When you're feelin' like a Christian
Locked in a cage
Well thrown to the lions
On the second page

[Chorus]
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
Blood on the streets, blood on the rocks
Blood in the gutter, every last drop
You want blood
You got it
O positive!

[Solo]

[Bridge]
Waah!
Blood on the rocks
Blood on the streets
Blood in the sky
Blood on the sheets
If you want blood
You got it!
I want you to bleed for me, America
Ahahahahaha
Whoa, yeah
Whoa!

[Chorus]
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it (Oh, this is problematic here)
If you want blood, you got it (Oh yeah, I don't know about this one)
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
Whoa!
Ahahahahaha!
You got it!
Nobody wins