[Intro]
Yeah
Uh-huh
Yeah

[Chorus]
We argue today but, we gon' talk tomorrow
They say they don't like you, they know who you are though
Bankin' on our downfall, take me to Wells Fargo
You my favorite album, call you Precious Cargo
When nobody's there, you're there for me
When nobody cared, you cared for me
They say you're a conspiracy
Maybe they're right (Well, maybe they're right)

[Verse 1]
How can I be lonely when I'm hangin' with my homie?
His name is Tony, and he's wearin' blue Saucony's
He's standin' right next to me, eatin' ravioli
He's my only friend because the rest of y'all are phony
My last best friend, said he wish he didn't know me
His name was Oscar and he really hurt my feelings
When I grow up I want to hang from a ceilin'
The roof is leakin', the roof is leakin' teardrops
Always available, the perfect companion
Very understandin' and swore to never abandon
He fills the gap in my teeth, when I'm sour, he sweet
The better half of me, no one else can compete (With my guy)
[Chorus]
We argue today but, we gon' talk tomorrow
They say they don't like you, they know who you are though
Bankin' on our downfall, take me to Wells Fargo
You my favorite album, call you Precious Cargo
When nobody's there, you're there for me
When nobody cared, you cared for me
They say you're a conspiracy
Maybe they're right

[Verse 2]
Some say he's not real but I don't pay them no mind
'Cause when I had no friends, he came right on time
Yes, I have a playmate, he doesn't charge a day rate
He's never been a day late and he offers to stay late for me

[Chorus]
We argue today but, we gon' talk tomorrow
They say they don't like you, they know who you are though
Bankin' on our downfall, take me to Wells Fargo
You my favorite album, call you Precious Cargo
When nobody's there, you're there for me
When nobody cared, you cared for me
They say you're a conspiracy
Maybe they're right (Well, maybe they're right)