[Chorus]
Stuck on a fucking train in Montana
Stuck on a fucking train in Montana
Up against the wall and bored out of my skull, God damn it

[Verse 1]
Going to Ohio
What an awful destination
Going to that cold-ass motherfucking shithole, then I'm leaving
They don't take kindly to our types in that mistake on the lake they call Cleveland

[Chorus]
But for now we're still
Stuck on a fucking train in Montana
Stuck on a fucking train in Montana
Up against the wall and bored out of my skull, God damn it

[Verse 2]
On a train in Montana you can get drunk and talk to strangers
On a train in Montana you can get drunk and read a book
On a train in Montana you can get fucking drunk and just
Fall down the hall
On a train in Montana you can masturbate in the bathroom stall

[Chorus]
But for now we're still
Stuck on a fucking train in Montana
Stuck on a fucking train in Montana
Up against the wall and bored out of my skull. God damn it