[Intro]
Are you ready, Jesus? (Uh-huh)
Buddha? (Yeah)
Mohammed? (Okay)
Well, alright fellas, let's go

[Verse 1]
They're five miles high as the crow flies
Leavin' vapour trails against a blood red sky
Movin' in from the East towards the West
Balaclava helmets over their heads, yes

[Pre-Chorus]
But if you think that Jesus Christ is coming
Honey, you've got another thing coming
If he ever finds out who's hijacked his name
He'll cut out his heart and turn in his grave

[Chorus]
Islam is rising
The Christians mobilising
The world is on its elbows and knees
It's forgotten the message and worships the creeds

[Verse 2]
"It's war", she cried, "It's war", she cried, this is war
Drop your possessions, all you simple folk
You will fight them on the beaches in your underclothes
You will thank the good Lord for raising the union jack
You'll watch the ships sail out of harbour
And the bodies come floating back
You'll watch the ships sail out of harbour
And the bodies come floating back
[Pre-Chorus]
But if you think that Jesus Christ is coming
Honey, you've got another thing coming
If he ever finds out who's hijacked his name
He'll cut out his heart and turn in his grave

[Chorus]
Islam is rising
The Christians mobilising
The world is on its elbows and knees
It's forgotten the message and worships the creeds

[Verse 3]
If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today
He'd be gunned down cold by the CIA
Oh, the lights that now burn brightest behind stained glass
Will cast the darkest shadows upon the human heart

[Bridge]
But God didn't build himself that throne
God doesn't live in Israel or Rome
God doesn't belong to the Yankee dollar
God doesn't plant the bombs for Hezbollah
God doesn't even go to church
And God won't send us down to Allah to burn
No god will remind us what we already know
That the human race is about to reap what it's sown
[Chorus]
Islam is rising
The Christians mobilising
The world is on its elbows and knees
It's forgotten the message and worships the creeds
The world is on its elbows and knees
It's forgotten the message and worships the creeds
The world is on its elbows and knees
It's forgotten the message and worships the creeds

[Outro]
Armageddon days are here again
Armageddon days are here again
Armageddon days are here again
Armageddon days are here

[Spoken]
Thank you, that's more like it
A few people off their seats and singing along
That's what we want
So, where are we?