Now down the road there lives a man I'd like you all to know
He grew a big zucchini for the local flower show
And when the story got around they came from far and wide
And when then saw what he had grown, everybody cried.....

Ooooh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh Oh! What a beauty, it must be two foot long or even more
And it's such a lovely color, so big, and round, and fat
I've never seen a zucchini grow quite as big as that
Oh Oh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before

He was leaning on the garden gate the other day
And beckoned to a lady who lives just across the way
He took her down the garden path and showed it to her with pride
And when she saw the size of it, the little lady sighed..

Ooooh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh Oh! What a beauty, it must be two foot long or even more
And it's such a lovely color, so big, and round, and fat
I've never seen a zucchini grow quite as big as that
Oh Oh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before

Third verse, worse than the first!
And then the flower show was held and everybody went
To see this huge zucchini, lying there inside the tent
Soon the judges came along to give the prizes out
And they only took one look at it and they began to shout
Now what did they shout???"
Oooooh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh Oh! What a beauty, it must be two foot long or even more
And it's such a lovely color, so big, and round, and fat
I've never seen a zucchini grow quite as big as that
Oh Oh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before